Okay, I'm going to make the attempt. Can I think of 100 things about myself?
1. I'm the mom
2. I'm the oldest in my family
3. Sometimes I feel like I'm the oldest person in the world
4. Almost all my children are taller than me
5. I can multi-task
6. I'm pretty flexible with my schedule
7. Having said that, I can be moody
8. Dwayne would probably call it hormonal
9. I am a cat person
10. I like dogs, too -- just not as much as cats
11. I am a good speller
12. Sunsets are my favorite things
13. So orange must be my favorite color
14. I hate to shop
15. Trying clothes on is depressing
16. I love to teach
17. Do I have 83 more things to go?
18. I count things -- complusively
19. I'll count how many cars go through a turn signal
20. I'll watch through my rear view to count how many go through after me
21. I love the rain
22. I don't care too much for the wind
23. I have an eye for details
24. Trivia is my friend
25. Dwayne is my best friend
26. There's not much time for friend-type activities with the women I know
27. I probably wouldn't enjoy them anyway (not the friends, the activities)
28. I hate to waste time
29. Who am I kidding? I don't have time to waste.
30. I love to read
32. Almost anything
33. Even bumper stickers
34. Which is sometimes not so good
35. Traveling is fun
36. Riding with Dwayne driving is not always so much fun
37. Having said that, many times I'm impatient
38. I am the information booth for my family
39. Laundry is not my favorite chore
40. Neither is cleaning toilets
41. My family means the world to me
42. My children are my best friends
43. My grandchildren are the cutest kids in the world
44. Seriously, no competition
45. They are also the smartest - no competition here either
46. I love to laugh
47. I'm grateful for a sense of humor
48. I'm a survivor
49. Life is good
50. I can type FAST
51. My workspace needs to be clean, uncluttered
52. That doesn't mean that it always is
53. Before I start a project, I need a clean space
54. Black pens are better than blue
55. I think I'm creative
56. I know I'm competitive
57. Watching my kids create or compete is the greatest
58. I'm logical
59. I'm not particularly emotional
60. But I do cry at movies
61. And when I'm reading
62. I have a good imagination
63. I need reading glasses
64. They are sometimes hard to find
65. My eyes are sensitive to the sun
66. Sunglasses are a must when I'm outside
67. I love the feel and smell of clean sheets
68. I love the sense of accomplishment I feel when the house is clean
69. Ironing isn't so bad
70. I wish I had more time to cook
71. Wrinkles are gross
72. Wrinkles are earned - most of mine are laugh lines - gotta love that
73. I didn't like my name when I was little
74. I love my name now
75. Music makes me happy
76. I can think of a song for almost anything
77. I am a so-so singer, but that doesn't stop me
78. I resisted having a cell phone for a long time
79. Now that I have one, I usually leave it someplace instead of taking it with me
80. I like to drive cars better than trucks
81. My scriptures are my friend
82. I tend to give away more of my time than I should
83. I rarely regret it, though
84. Being a dependable person is important to me
85. Being on time is a big thing
86. Being late is rude
87. I love to learn
88. Learning something new is exciting, I'm not picky about the subject
89. Construction lingo has become second nature to me
90. I like to smile at strangers
91. They sometimes don't know what to do
92. I need time by myself on occasion
93. I wonder why?
94. Hanging pictures have to be straight
95. If they're crooked in your house and I'm there, I'll have to fix them for you
96. My nose is crazy sensitive
97. I can track down almost any smell
98. This isn't always a good thing
99. I'm an optimistic person
100. I love life
Whew!